The Story of Us
*You might trip on some birds on the way up to the stage but don’t worry, you’re not fucking up.
*Nothing wholesome has ever come out of a waterbed.
*Fuuuuuuuccckkkk your yoga pants, your Laguna Hills zip code and your totally reasonable insistence on your child’s sense of safety!
*When in doubt about a movie pitch rely on this: Monty Python…in space!
*Young boys: wanting to look at people naked is a life force! THERE IS NO RESISTING, JUST CLEAR YOUR SEARCH HISTORY!
*Between the gift of fear or the gift of a back rub from a stranger, ALWAYS choose the former.
That lacrosse player is never deep, no matter how much parking lot acid you take.
SUCH A SUPER SHOW! Thanks to host James Urbaniak for rolling seven deep with such a magnificent crew of people. Part What makes Public School so special is our warm, well groomed audience. Be a part of it on OCTOBER 9th, you can RSVP now (RECOMMENDED).
VERY SPECIAL EVENING.