It's kind of an inside joke

CONGRATULATIONS LADIES!! WE DID IT! *

*According to the new season of television

There is a rash of new sitcoms premiering this fall, and apparently ladies have taken over the earth! The great news is that, per said shows, men are all too weak and beaten down to do anything about it. Television really is a mirror to life! I find that my life is so much easier now that we’ve taken over homes, the job force and finances. I JUST GOT A PROMOTION AT WORK WHILE WRITING THIS POST! God, it’s easy to be a woman. I find that doors just open up at every turn, and all the stupid men are too distracted by video games to stop me…* PS  - SOMEONE JUST GAVE ME A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL FOR BEING A LADY!

There is a show premiering on ABC this fall called Work It. The sole premise of this show is that women now get all the jobs in the world and men are out of work forever (obvs). So what are the poor men to do? Dress like women of course! Wait a minute, you’re undoubtedly asking yourself, how is that not Bosom Buddies. What a stupid question - This show is nothing like that Tom Hanks classic. After all, these men aren’t living in an apartment complex for women, they don’t have options! Cause they’re pathetic! Boy, I sure am suspicious of all the other ladies that dominate my workplace. ABC has shed light on the fact that men, while unemployable, are incredibly crafty. They’re like cockroaches, and ladies, we will never be free of them. After all - we have to “keep some men around as sex slaves!” (real quote from the show). Excuse me for a moment while I go fire all the men in my office cause as a woman I have that kind of power.

I’m back! Speaking of women taking over everything, did you know we’re getting promotions at work now that make our husbands feel inadequate? Me too! ABC’s next show is Last Man Standing. The tagline for this show is (I swear to god) Today it’s a woman’s world, and this man’s man is on a mission to get men back to their rightful place in society. Oh no ladies! We can’t go back to the way it was! We’ve finally escaped the confines of kitchens and babies! We have worked too damn hard making the men accept these roles to just roll over and let Tim Allen lead men on a charge against us! After all, who are you more attracted to? A girly man of course! After all, women don’t like things like a man who can fix toilets or change tires anymore. We much prefer to do that guy stuff ourselves and let the men lie around and gain weight all day. Last Man Standing is about Tim Allen being sick of being the only man left in the world. And he really is a mans man - after all, he hunts, works on cars and likes sports!

Lastly we have Man Up, the story of three hugely inadequate men who are constantly reminded of the fact that they aren’t real men. I live in a house with two guys and try constantly to point this out to them (It’s my womanly duty). One is a father who feels he is failing his son due to his lack of manly ways (Quote: My father was in Vietnam, and we play CALL OF DUTY). One is a lovestruck girly man who can’t ever find a woman to love him for his sensitive side. And finally, we have Dan Fogler, who plays a man whose woman left him and now he’s SUPER MANLY (spoiler alert: she finds someone more manly to replace him. COMEDY ENSUES.)

To review: ladies, if you hate watching real men, then the new season of ABC half hour comedies is for you. Guys, sorry. It’s our world now.

I wrote two articles for Bundle

One about how much it costs to be a man

And one about how much it costs to be a woman

It may or may not be clear that I’m being sarcastic with these.

Ever had one of those days?

I’m having one of those months.

Break In* Busted Foot* Tire Blown* Brakes Failed* Worst Interview Ever*

What next, universe?