STORY OF US:
*The River Guide Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and The Corcodile Signs Serve You More Than James Gandolfini Will Ever Do.
*Bad girls don’t snitch, they just steal.
*What’s a better gift than your virginity? Your boyfriend reading the entirety of The English Patient — with corresponding accents, gender inflections, and movie score — on cassette.
* Great party icebreaker question: “WHO WANTS TO DIE?”
* Whenever in a moment of sexual vulnerability, there’s only one rule to follow, ladies: HIPS UP!
*Cool toof, bro.
*You know what they say, the devil you know is better than a date with the dude who thought he was the devil on a 72 hour psych watch.’
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