“It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls.” —
This may be the smartest review I’ve ever read in my life
I have to train this girl to sit at my desk
How do I make “when the phone rings, you answer it” stretch into thirty minutes?