this horrible bro started at my company and sits right next to me. I have to hear him talk all day; about the people he knows, the movies he’s seen, the interworkings of an agency, and the directors whos entire body of work he’s responsible for (despite the fact that he’s like my age and, you know, an ASSISTANT). He worked for an agency, then a low rent production company, and now he’s here, hired not by my company, but by some supreme being to test me. I can’t take it anymore. And, AND, he speaks
french a language I now find pompous (see: my first 4 Days story) waaaaaay too loudly i think to impress everyone, but for reals, it’s just getting on my nerves. Will my parade of horrors and indignities at this job never end? The only way to block him out is to watch Hulu all day, which would be fine, but after trying to block out my boss all month, I’ve basically shot through every series and am now forced to watch Kitchen Nightmares. There is no way to get out of this. If you guys don’t hear from me soon, assume that I couldn’t take it anymore. God won.