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December 2011
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October 2011
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Public School: Story of Us →
natashavc:
publicschoolshow:
College is just an institution that enables unread screenplays, (gay) musical theater studies, and exquisite forgeries.
Your ‘1 in Night in Las Vegas’ suit will be your 4 day shackle of despair!
Of all the American poets who have written about the enormities of life and death, too few have donated their work to 102.7 KIIS F.M. .
That ‘allegory grape’...
September 2011
2 posts
I'm one step ahead of Gawker →
It really is the worst worst worst show imaginable. So bad, in fact, I wrote about how bad it was a while ago. It really truly is terrible.
August 2011
4 posts
Glenn Beck has some balls on him, I'll give him... →
Glenn Beck: Jewish People ‘Drive Me Out of My Mind’ by ‘Constantly Talking’ (Audio)
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TO DO LIST
This week, I’ve decided to make a list of things I need to do…
1. Come to peace with my job
2. Find a new job
3. Talk to the crazy lady down the street from my house so I can stop avoiding eye contact
4. Overcome irrational fear of clowns
5. Figure out why my dog is growling at in the backyard and kill/free it
6. Give Google + a serious try
GOALS ARE IMPORTANT
July 2011
6 posts
Public School: Story of Us →
publicschoolshow:
Three women and not a headscarf in the bunch usually spells DANGER!
Some girls will always be ladies but never a queen.
The dude from Counting Crows has fake dreads— look it up! —and he’s having sex with your barely functioning girlfriend.
It’s custom, in Navajo tradition, to alienate…
Last night was fantastic! Thanks to everyone who came and bared their souls!
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So I work in an office where random people send us websites to make them STARRRRRS. This is one of those people. Please do yourself a favor and go directly to the photos section. And you’re welcome.
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!
My boss just lost her shit cause my intern didn’t bring her a cloth place setting to go with the lunch I had to order from her. She managed to yell and be condescending at the same time. I am used to this and have ways of coping (imagining pushing her out a window, imagining a new job) but my poor intern is not. Also, I get paid to be here and she doesn’t. This breaks my heart that...
June 2011
8 posts
CONGRATULATIONS LADIES!! WE DID IT! *
*According to the new season of television
There is a rash of new sitcoms premiering this fall, and apparently ladies have taken over the earth! The great news is that, per said shows, men are all too weak and beaten down to do anything about it. Television really is a mirror to life! I find that my life is so much easier now that we’ve taken over homes, the job force and finances. I JUST...
I wrote two articles for Bundle
One about how much it costs to be a man
And one about how much it costs to be a woman
It may or may not be clear that I’m being sarcastic with these.
Ever had one of those days?
I’m having one of those months.
Break In* Busted Foot* Tire Blown* Brakes Failed* Worst Interview Ever*
What next, universe?
May 2011
12 posts
5 Truths and a Lie →
My friends started a storytelling series at their house, then started recording it, now you can listen to it! The first podcast is up now, and guess who told a story?? THAT’S RIGHT - IT’S ME! My story is the final one, but they’re all fantastic/gross/amazing.
April 2011
10 posts
I wrote about loving/regretting buying a home for... →