The Story of Us
*Only two types of people are allowed to have Chinese Scroll decor in their house: owners of a Chinese souvenir shop or SUPER NO IRONY AZN DUDES WITH LARGE HAIR.
*Always make sure music is playing in your headphones when you wear them, else you’ll hear what your friends don’t invite you to.
*Nothing is more lurid, indecent and forbidden than “the sex section” of video store that rents out VCRs.
*Lotsa’ ghosts in the families of men.
*Nothing says “I like you" like a 4th grade swat to THE lady part.
*IF A DUDE IS PLAYING DAVE MATTHEWS AT A COFFEE SHOP AND YOU FOLLOW HIM YOUR NEXT STOP WILL BE A SOUP KITCHEN OF SHAME!!
*Young children can never be indecent, they are flotsam and jetsam in the wake of adults.
Thank you for coming to our show and making it so special! Hope to see you glisten under our house lights next time: Tuesday, March 11. Dave Holmes hosts. YOU CAN ALREADY RSVP LIKE A MORAL HUMAN BEING.
much special time.
great night last night. thanks to all who bared their souls!